Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit/

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“This shit’s getting way too complicated for me” [0:02m]:
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“That guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker” [0:05m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download

“Sure, you can have my number baby!” [0:02m]:
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“You ain’t my bitch, nigga.” [0:03m]:
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Do check out the rest of the book, it’s pure genius :) 

(Props to Punis for spotting this but dis for not putting it here :))