Can you understand this song in either language?

Axe Cop is a fascinating comic written by a 5-year old kid, and drawn by his father. Meet Axe Cop, Flute Cop, Telescope Gun Cop, Avocado Soldier, and other heroes and villains!

If the site is down, a backup exists.

(Again, courtesy of kuvaton.com)

Perjantain kunniaksi..

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next three days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw.

A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for killing an endangered species.

In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.

“Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge. “But I have to ask—what did the eagle taste like?”

“Well, your honor,” the hiker says, “if I had to describe it, I’d say it tasted something like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl.”

Was doing research (honest!), and stumbled upon this old gem: