World’s oldest joke:

“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

As revealed by Wolverhampton University research.

A Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.

Some of the weirdest bikes the world has ever laid eyes upon have been designed and built by Didi Senft — a 56 year old cycling fan better known as “El Diabo” — whose most recent creation, the Guitar Bicycle measuring 16.4 feet (5 meters) tall and 39.3 feet (12 meters) long was revealed Tuesday in Storkow, some 50 km (31 miles) south of the German capital Berlin.

“A ratio of 10% to 20% of boys calling themselves transsexual in a provincial high school does seem very high”

“Here are 7 over the top hamburgers that are guaranteed to clog your arteries by just looking that them”

1. The Quadruple Bypass Burger
The Quadruple Bypass Burger from the Heart Attack Grill; four burger patties with side orders of Jolt Cola, unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarettes and French fries deep-fried in pure lard.

Shrew that drinks 3.8% palm beer every night, but never gets drunk.

“Telling whether another animal is feeling slap-happy has its challenges. But in the wild, the tippling tree shrews didn’t wobble, lose their grip or show other obvious signs of inebriation, the researchers report.”